"We were basically one and the same, although Jim [Kirk] was just about perfect, and, of course, I am perfect."

"I love technology. Matches, to light a fire is really high tech. The wheel is REALLY one of the great inventions of all time. Other than that I am an ignoramus about technology. I once looked for the 'ON' button on the computer and came to find out it was on the back. Then I thought, anyone who would put the 'on' switch on the back, where you can't find it, doesn't do any good for my psyche. The one time I did get the computer on, I couldn't turn the damn thing off!"

"Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case."

"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways."

"And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening."

"One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it."

"No, I don't regret anything at this point. That may change on the next phone call, but at the moment I don't regret anything."

"Oh, for God's sake... get a life, will you?"

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